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Ode to Berlusconi

It appears that Italy's Prime Minister Berlusconi, as beloved of the Italian people as Dubya was by the Americans, is poised to step down. Not a moment too soon, it seemeth me.

Ode to Berlusconi


L’onorevole Berlusconi si puo’ definire un por-
tento di abilita’, oltre che un uomo politi-
co di prim’ordine. Meriterebbe di essere de-
cantato con rime sacre come ad altri è gia’
capitato. Meriterebbe un monumento di ster-
minata mole marmorea che fungesse da e-
co indistruttibile nei secoli, in modo che il fe-
lice e caro nome di questo grande comunica-
tore potesse tramandarsi in eterno. Stron-
catore di malgoverni e uomo tutto d’n pez-
zo come nessun altro, il cavaliere ci incu-
te rispetto e ammirazione. Di Berlsconi si par-
la in lungo e in largo e ci condurrà fino alla mi-
tica era di benessere con la sua onesta faccia e
seria. Tutti noi cittadini dell’europa unita scor-
giamo in lui l’uomo del destino e perciò lo sor-
reggeremo con tutte le nostre forze nel mu-
tevole clamore delle folle, alzando un applau-
so a Lui e al suo Governo!


Prime Minister Berlusconi can be defined as a marvel of ability, and in addition, a first-class politician.  As has been done for others in the past, he deserves to be extolled with sacred rhymes. He is worthy of a marble monument of immense size which would serve as an indestructible echo through the centuries, so that the beloved name of this great communicator might be known throughout eternity. A man who crushes misgovernment, a man of impeccable character like no other, this knight arouses within us feelings of respect and admiration. Berlusconi is spoken of far and wide, and with his honest and serious face, he will lead us into that mythical era of prosperity.
All citizens of a united Europe see him as a man of destiny, and as a result we support him with all our energy amidst the ever-changing clamor of the crowds, raising plaudits to him and his government!


 


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L’onorevole Berlusconi si puo' definire un por-
co di prim’ordine. Meriterebbe di essere de-
capitato. Meriterebbe un monumento di ster-
co indistruttibile nei secoli, in modo che il fe-
tore potesse tramandarsi in eterno. Stron-
zo come nessun altro, il cavaliere ci incu-
la in lungo e in largo e ci condurrà fino alla mi-
seria. Tutti noi cittadini dell’europa unita scor-
reggeremo con tutte le nostre forze nel mu-
so a Lui e al suo Governo!


Prime Minister Berlusconi is a first-class pig. He deserves to be beheaded. He is worthy of a monument of dung, indestructible throughout the centuries, so his stench might be passed down through eternity. A turd like no other, he buggers us far and wide and will lead us into misery. With all our energy, we citizens of a united Europe will fart in the face of Berlusconi and his government.



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makovette
Nov. 9th, 2011 03:55 am (UTC)
Who wrote that?

PS: Italian is used for more than just menus??? ;-)
ccdesan
Nov. 9th, 2011 01:41 pm (UTC)
No idea who the author was, but it's been around for a long time. I first heard it in the 90's. Very clever.

> PS: Italian is used for more than just menus??? ;-)

Mascalzone!


deckardcanine
Nov. 9th, 2011 06:22 pm (UTC)
I've read it before as well, but I would have to go slogging far back in ceruleanst's journal to find it again. Thank you.
r_caton
Nov. 9th, 2011 10:41 am (UTC)
Europe is too big to be governed on a one economy fits all basis.

Thank the Lord we in the UK aren't in the Euro even if our govt are a bunch of sad sacks ....
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ccdesan
Nov. 9th, 2011 01:43 pm (UTC)
If the pound sterling ever goes away, that will be the end of civilization as we know it. Dawes, Townes, Mousley, and Grubbs will just have to take in their shingle and go home.
marmoe
Nov. 10th, 2011 10:11 pm (UTC)
I know that one, I'm still baffled.

Try this one here, the link should be good for about 5 days.
http://wdr2.de/musik/audiowdrsatireberlusconianrhapsody100-audioplayer.html

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