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An RCMP officer stops at a ranch up in Iron Mountain, B.C. and talks with the old ranch owner. He tells the rancher, 'I need to inspect your ranch for illegaly-grown drugs.' The old rancher says, 'Okay, but don't go in that field over there.'

The RCMP officer explodes, saying, 'Mister, I have the authority of the Federal Government with me.' Reaching into his rear pant pocket and removing his badge, the officer proudly displays it to the farmer. 'See this badge? This badge means I am allowed to go wherever I wish... on any land. No questions asked or answers given. Have I made myself clear? Do you understand?'

The old rancher nods politely and goes about his chores. Later, the old rancher hears loud screams and spies the RCMP officer running for his life and close behind is the rancher's bull.

With every step the bull is gaining ground on the officer. The officer is clearly terrified. The old rancher immediately throws down his tools, runs to the fence and yells at the top of his lungs...

'Your badge! Show him your badge!'

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deckardcanine
May. 5th, 2009 03:48 pm (UTC)
Good one. Reminds me of another cop comeuppance joke...

Officer: Ma'am, you're under arrest for illegal fishing.
Woman: But officer, I wasn't fishing!
Officer: You have all the necessary equipment here in your boat. You're under arrest.
Woman: Officer, if you arrest me, I'll have you charged with rape!
Officer: Rape? I haven't touched you!
Woman: You have all the necessary equipment, don't you?
ccdesan
May. 5th, 2009 03:55 pm (UTC)
Priceless...
r_caton
May. 5th, 2009 10:13 pm (UTC)
Two nuns mororing in Transylvania when a hideous vision in cape mit fangz suddenly materialises on the bonnet (US:hood) of the car. Says one nun... Quick! Show it your cross, show it your cross So the other leans out of the window and says Get off our car you son of a -!!??&*%$!

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