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  • Dec. 2nd, 2008 at 11:36 AM
Fortunata

Call it gym, P.E., recess, or pure hell, most people have participated in a class at school that focused on games and athletics. What sport or game did you hate the most when you were a kid? What sport or game was your favorite?


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The device has not yet been conceived that could measure my indifference to most sports. A lot of this stems from the fact that while growing up, I was extremely small and very unathletically inclined. Having been raised by a single mom who (despite doing her best) was more interested in her career than my growth, I had nobody to show me the joys of being a dasypygal troglodyte. So I hated all sports, being invariably the last one picked for any team, up to and including kickball. Notable exceptions from summer camp were waterskiing, which I adored; archery (Ho, knave! stand and be recognized!); and riflery (NRA Sharpshooter 2nd bar). It's no coincidence that these were all sports where my only true competitor was myself.

40+ years on, I look at these experiences as a blessing. I have a black belt in TaeKwon-Do and am currently studying Aikido. I ski when I can, I walk regularly, and I swim when there's a pool available. So I have numerous ways of keeping in shape, and I thank G-d that I never developed a fixation with televised sports.

Oh, and there's that thing about hiking around the mountains of West Virginia, chasing invisible cows...

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[info]dhlawrence wrote:
Dec. 2nd, 2008 07:10 pm (UTC)
Oh, and there's that thing about hiking around the mountains of West Virginia, chasing invisible cows...

Yeah, but try getting a scholarship :P

I was pretty much the same in school; I was tolerable in floor hockey and badminton, and enjoyed the occasional ventures my class made into golf and curling, but that's about it. I'll watch baseball, hockey, curling, and the Olympics, but my preferred sports position is "Owner."
[info]deckardcanine wrote:
Dec. 2nd, 2008 09:09 pm (UTC)
I hated a lot of gym activities; not sure which one the most. Running laps wasn't the most strenuous, but it consistently proved me last in the class. (The first time that I was second to last, my classmates raised me in the air by way of congratulations. I wasn't sure how to take it.) On a non-social level, my sit-ups were the most painful and my chin-up attempts the most pathetic. At least once in elementary school, I tried to hide from my gym teacher.

Ironically, each school year up to fifth grade ended with my least favorite day: the field day. Having to exercise all day outdoors was bad enough, but it was largely team exercises with a relay aspect. No way to avoid the guilt of costing one's team the victory.

By junior high, I'd developed a tolerance for exercise, and activities became (or at least felt) less competitive. I was no longer last at everything. In tenth grade, I actually ruled at swimming (but lacked the endurance for the swim team the next year). In terms of playing rather than spectating, swimming remains my #1.

At summer camp during those years, I frequently signed up for archery, tho I never got good at it. Never got the hang of kneeboarding at all, and I didn't dare waterski.

Nice use of "dasypygal," BTW. I learned the term from Peter Bowler.
[info]r_caton wrote:
Dec. 2nd, 2008 09:50 pm (UTC)
It was always the communal showers I hated. I was the one who was so useless at everything I got sent to the playground to bounce a medicine ball against the wall all period. Couldn't climb, vault, run, throw, catch (I was frightene of the ball as well I might be having had in excess of 6 strikes to one eye, one coming straight from the batsman at a few yards range. Fortunately we used tennis balls.
Wasn't cricket doncherknow....
[info]ccdesan wrote:
Dec. 3rd, 2008 09:06 pm (UTC)
Brother!
[info]r_caton wrote:
Dec. 3rd, 2008 10:52 pm (UTC)
So having reached an age where exercise is necessary to stop things seizing up, I should consider maritial arts?
[info]ccdesan wrote:
Dec. 4th, 2008 08:19 am (UTC)
Was that marital arts or martial arts, or a combination of both? Verbal jiujitsu definitely needed for the former...

But, yes. Consider Aikido - a softer, gentler style with a nice philosophy behind it.
[info]secoh wrote:
Dec. 2nd, 2008 11:00 pm (UTC)
I hated PE, but not as much as I hated classwork lol

Cricket and rugby was the worst, but when I changed schools and found they had a bigger variety of sport I thought it could get interesting, until I found out that to do sailing, surfing or any of the interesting stuff, you had to own your own sailboat/surfboard etc and we didn't have the money.

But it was next to a golf course, and some friends and I took golf as a school sport! We figured we could walk around for 4 hours and not have to do much of anything. I would drag my old man's crusty rusty golf clubs in a crappy blue golf bag and trolley complete with housepaint overspray, much to the disgust of the club and other golfers, but I didn't care.

(I'd steal or stomp on the golf balls of any of the detractors anyway haha)

I still hate golf though.
[info]ccdesan wrote:
Dec. 3rd, 2008 09:05 pm (UTC)
Only played golf once in my life. Discovered 47 muscles in my back I never knew I had. Thus ended golf...

Edited at 2008-12-03 09:06 pm (UTC)
[info]secoh wrote:
Dec. 3rd, 2008 10:42 pm (UTC)
horrible game played by people too arrogant to accept they need fashion support. :-P

Wish Archery was offered at school, I took it up once I left school and joined the workforce (still have my compound bow somewhere) and managed a gold medal in an under 18's state comp before giving it up for motorsport.

I should have taken up target shooting too, considering every time various friends loan me a go at their gear they invariably end up snatching it back off me and stomping off in a huff so I must be half ok at it haha
[info]ffcj wrote:
Dec. 3rd, 2008 11:49 am (UTC)
I'm with you on archery and riflery though I didn't get to do those that often.

Apart from that, swimming and volleyball are my favorites. I once did some judo but didn't follow it any more after the yellow belt. Perhaps some time ...

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