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Writer's Block: A Conspiracy of Beards

November is National Beard Month. Muttonchops, Van Dyke, goatee, soul patch, ZZ Top–style—tell us about your own wild and woolly facial fuzz. Even better, post a picture.

When God passed out facial hair, I think I must have been playing Duke Nukem 3D. At 16, I was still smoother than an android's bottom. If I tried to grow a beard, it would look like Lao Fu Zi's foot-long, three-hair job. Post-armageddon is about the only way my face would go au naturel.


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deckardcanine
Nov. 4th, 2008 05:20 pm (UTC)
I had a goatee for a few months as a college frosh. I shaved it off because the feel was distracting.

When I had just started letting my facial hair grow out, I didn't know whether I would look like Chaplin, Confucius, Lincoln, or Ted Kaczynski. Thankfully, none of the above.
carlfoxmarten
Nov. 5th, 2008 05:20 am (UTC)
Despite the fact that facial hair is rather frowned upon in the workplace, I'm not sure I ever want to shave...

I mean, what would I stroke when I'm thinking?
(oh, and I'm younger than 25, in case you thought that would date me)

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