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What message would you put into a fortune cookie?

Either "Dental work will be done poorly, and you will have to go back," or "Your fetish for rubber underwear will cause you great embarrassment in public."


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smalltowngyrl95
Jul. 12th, 2010 03:20 am (UTC)
hehe, love the second one.
dhlawrence
Jul. 12th, 2010 03:55 am (UTC)
My mother had a great one last weekend: "Aren't you glad you just had a great meal?"
carlfoxmarten
Jul. 12th, 2010 05:49 am (UTC)
"A couple of Indians were walking near the teepee of a famous medicine drum maker and heard somebody beating out a tattoo. 'What's the news?', one asked the other. The other replied, '"Help! I'm being held hostage in a medicine drum factory!"'"
r_caton
Jul. 12th, 2010 02:10 pm (UTC)
Medicine drums? I can't swallow that....

*Boom*
*Boom*
r_caton
Jul. 12th, 2010 02:11 pm (UTC)
Medicine Drums are a snare for the unwary.
carlfoxmarten
Jul. 13th, 2010 05:16 am (UTC)
*groan*
deckardcanine
Jul. 12th, 2010 04:10 pm (UTC)
Neither of which goes well with "in bed."
bayliss
Jul. 13th, 2010 12:46 am (UTC)
"Your fetish for rubber underwear will cause you great embarrassment in public."

If I ever get that in a fortune cookie I will laugh. All of mine are totally lame and make no sense for me because they normally involve something about a significant other.

ccdesan
Jul. 13th, 2010 01:20 pm (UTC)
Once upon a time, there was a restaurant whose schtick was fortunes of this nature. In fact, the two that I listed were from the article about that restaurant, to which people flocked for miles around just to see what strange and insulting fortunes they would get. I never was able to re-locate the article, or find out which restaurant it was. It's been decades, so it's probably gone by now. Sad...

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