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Silly Signs

Maybe true, maybe not. Tagged as "Humor"

Sign over a Gynecologist's Office:
"Dr.. Jones, at your cervix."

In a Podiatrist's office:
"Time wounds all heels."

On a Septic Tank Truck:
Yesterday's Meals on Wheels

On a Plumber's truck:
"We repair what your husband fixed."

On another Plumber's truck:
"Don't sleep with a drip. Call your plumber."

On a Church's Bill board:
"7 days without God makes one weak."

At a Tire Store
"Invite us to your next blowout."

On an Electrician's truck:
"Let us remove your shorts."

In a Non-smoking Area:
"If we see smoke, we will assume you are on fire and take appropriate action."

On a Maternity Room door:
"Push. Push. Push."

At an Optometrist's Office:
"If you don't see what you're looking for, you've come to the right place."

On a Taxidermist's window:
"We really know our stuff."

On a Fence:
"Salesmen welcome! Dog food is expensive!"

At a Car Dealership:
"The best way to get back on your feet - miss a car payment."

Outside a Car Exhaust Store:
"No appointment necessary. We hear you coming."

This one is real, because I saw it myself:

On a Garbage Truck
"Satisfaction Guaranteed or Double Your Garbage Back!"

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deckardcanine
Jun. 18th, 2010 05:20 pm (UTC)
I've seen one or two of those before; they were worth seeing again and so, I predict, will the others. :)
secoh
Jun. 19th, 2010 02:42 am (UTC)
There used to be a muffler shop in Collaroy that had the tagline "No Muff Too Tough".

coyoty
Jun. 20th, 2010 09:48 am (UTC)
Would you trust this guy's checks?

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