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"British Rev. Tim Jones caused an uproar by telling his congregation that it is sometimes acceptable for desperate people to shoplift _ as long as they do it at large national chain stores, rather than small, family businesses."

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Oh wow. I feel a conversion to the Church of England coming on. Hello, WalMart? How late are you open?

I do wonder how much time will elapse before Father Jones' bishop wants a word with him...

Feasting on eggs fried in bacon grease... Merry Yule to me!


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dhlawrence
Dec. 23rd, 2009 03:46 am (UTC)
Considering the Archbishop of York has already come out against what he said, I think his bishop is the least of his worries XD
sleepyjohn00
Dec. 23rd, 2009 03:53 am (UTC)
"Render unto Sears the things that are Sears..."

Edited at 2009-12-23 03:53 am (UTC)
deckardcanine
Dec. 23rd, 2009 03:43 pm (UTC)
Sears's?

Now I have to find a good context for a scissors pun....
stevenroy
Dec. 23rd, 2009 05:58 am (UTC)
Shoplifter: "Religion told me to!"
Suicide Bomber: "I hear that!" *KABOOM*
bayliss
Dec. 23rd, 2009 06:33 am (UTC)
Wal*Mart is open 24 hours a day except on Christmas. We are closed from 7 PM on Christmas Eve to 6 am on the day after Christmas.
ccdesan
Dec. 23rd, 2009 09:33 am (UTC)
And you oughta know!
bayliss
Dec. 23rd, 2009 03:55 pm (UTC)
;D
alaskawolf
Dec. 23rd, 2009 10:38 am (UTC)
those are some tasty sounding eggs :D

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