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Today's Doc Rat puts me in mind of this conversation overheard in the Aberdeen clinic after Sandy McTavish reported for his annual physical:

Sandy: "So, doctor, about ma urine sample. Color's guid?"
Doctor: "Aye, normal."
Sandy: "Nae bluid?"
Doctor: "Nae, nae bluid."
Sandy: "Nae albumin?"
Doctor: "Nae, protein negative."
Sandy: "pH balance aricht?"
Doctor: "Aye, you're as healthy as a horse."
Sandy: "Can I use yer telephone?"
Doctor: "Aye, drop saxpence in t'box on t'counter."
Sandy: "Hullo, Mary? Guid news! I'm purrr-fectly healthy. And so are ye. And so is Esmerelda. And so is uncle Jock..."


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bayliss
Oct. 26th, 2009 02:42 am (UTC)
LOL...

That was funny!
ccdesan
Oct. 26th, 2009 03:07 am (UTC)
Och, ye hae Scots bluid, hae ye? Ah weel, ye ought to enjoy Canny Tales fae Aberdeen, a little book of Scottish humor which I came by 20 years ago or more, and with modern technology was able to digitize as a Word document (about 2MB).

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