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Writer's Block: As the Cookie Crumbles

If you ran the fortune cookie factory, what message would you make sure gets put in a cookie?


1) "Your fetish for rubber underwear will cause you great embarrassment in public."

2) "Dental work will be done poorly, and you will have to go back."


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bayliss
Sep. 1st, 2009 03:25 pm (UTC)
#1 made me spit coffee on my screen. :)
ccdesan
Sep. 1st, 2009 04:00 pm (UTC)
✔ And a check mark for Tuesday!

torakiyoshi
Sep. 1st, 2009 03:49 pm (UTC)
"Help: I'm trapped in a Chinese Fortune Cookie factory!"

-=TK
sleepyjohn00
Sep. 1st, 2009 05:05 pm (UTC)
"42"
ccdesan
Sep. 1st, 2009 05:27 pm (UTC)
"We apologize for the inconvenience!" would be a good one as well...
deckardcanine
Sep. 1st, 2009 06:09 pm (UTC)
"You will get a paper cut from this fortune."
canisrufus_uk
Sep. 1st, 2009 06:13 pm (UTC)
I remember that first one form a certain Chinese restaurant, there was this bunch of weirdos in one section talking about web comics :P
ccdesan
Sep. 1st, 2009 09:01 pm (UTC)
Like I said, it's one of my favorites.

And yeah, they were weird...

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